What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

Why am I attracted to older men?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

Why are people so terrified or bothered that a person has original creative ideas, hobbies or unique interests?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why does my narcissistic ex told me that he f*cked and sleep with other woman and then at the end says that it also happened because of me?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How can one learn to talk frankly?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.